Not Me! Monday!

Its time for Not Me! Monday! Head over to MckMama's blog to find out what women all over the world were NOT doing this week! http://www.mycharmingkids.net/2009/02/not-me-mondayparticipate-and-win-prize.html

I would never in my life have ever agreed to have a sleep over for my daughter and her SEVEN closest first grade friends this weekend. I would never have agreed to that because who would invite that much madness into their lives.

I did not drive ten minutes longer to a different walmart on saturday just so I could get a coffee from starbucks. I would never waste twenty minutes of my life for a coffee and I would never pay that much for a coffee either.

I did not let my son stay in the bathtub saturday night for almost an hour, to help him avoid the SWEET girls that were wanting to love all over his head and carry him around the room!

I most certainly am not whining to God about my life in Tennessee this week, after I prayed, I mean begged, Him for years to move me home and close to my family!

I did not buy a camera for $300. I would never spend that much on an unnecessary expense.

This week I have not been planning my summer trying to figure out ways for me to stay in Illinois on my visits as long as possible. I also dont actually sit around and think of ways to try and persuade my friends to move here!

I absolutely did not cry my eyes out tonight when my best friend sent me a text message that her baby is now laughing out loud. I didn't cry because I AM not missing out on her life.

I am not worried about people in my lives and the choices that they are making.

I did not give my daughter a very small glass of moutain dew this morning to help relieve her tired meltdown. I didn't do that because I would never have bribed my kid in a desperate attempt for quiet!

Yesterday I did not put on the same shirt I was wearing the day before because it was the only thing I had CLEAN that fit my body in a way that I could cope with. And my FIVE year old did not call me on it.

I am so glad that my week was full of perfection and that I don't have lots of crazy life choices that are so embarrassing to say out loud that I have to blog about them on the internet.