Not Me! Monday!

So, its time for Not Me! Monday! This is where we can all be BRUTALLY honest and live to tell about it! Head over to MckMama's blog and see what all the lovely women have NOT been doing this week!!! http://www.mycharmingkids.net/2009/02/not-me-monday_23.html

So, this week I did not ignore my daughter's complaining about something being in her eye. She is NOT at all dramatic...so I would never assume she was complaining about something being in her eye because of the eyelash experience we had a few weeks ago.

So, on Thursday, she didn't wake up with a totally red eye and make me wonder if she had pink eye. On thursday, the same day I woke up to what I thought was pink eye, Bella did not clog up the toilet with too much toilet paper...sending water pouring all the way to the edge of the bathroom where the carpet begins in the hallway! I didn't spend an hour cleaning it up and make Emma late for school! When I went to leave for school, with all four kids in tow, I didn't realize that I had indeed locked my keys in my car the night before. I didn't head to our pediatricians office later that day, because I never take my kids to the doctor, because they are never sick! At the doctor's office, I didn't discover that what I thought was pink eye, just might be glaucoma! I didn't cry about this either, I would never be that emotional!

By Friday morning, we were not at a pediatric opthomologists office, because nothing was in my daughter's eye remember????
By 3:15 that afternoon she was not headed into surgery to remove a piece of metal from her eye that apparently wasn't visable to our eyes when we were looking!!!!
I did not send my daughter off with a bunch of doctor's so that they could put her to sleep and "dig" the rusted piece of metal out that had attatched to her eye ball!!!!!!!
This week I did not go to school without all of my homework not done!! I would never do that because I am a perfect student.
I did not spend a huge portion of last night, digging toilet paper out of a clogged toilet drain with a metal hanger! I would never do something so gross and my kid would never put to much toilet paper in to begin with! And I did not go three days sharing a toilet with my parents!
I did not go this past weekend and share my sin stained past with some lovely junior high ladies! I would never do that because my past is perfect...because I am perfect!
And I did not finish this blog when it was technically Tuesday...because I was sitting with sick babies today! I wouldn't have to be sitting with sick babies...because my kids are NEVER sick!!!! Whew...this week's was really therapuetic!!!